Defeated Guy, a scruffy gray tabby cat in a yellow raincoat with a plaster on his nose, staring blankly

$DFTDGUY · SOLANA

Defeated Guy

he's lost at everything except giving up.

Contract address
E9bs5VFJjfcfUTBfe1Bt4WjehyE5Xfpmbw6kmwGBpump
Buy on pump.fun Chart

A normal Tuesday

  1. Woke up two minutes before the alarm. Lay there anyway.
  2. Spilled coffee on his only clean shirt. Put the raincoat on over it. Nobody will know.
  3. Barista said "enjoy your coffee." He said "you too."
  4. Got an email that started with "Thank you for your interest."
  5. Waited 50 minutes for lunch. It was someone else's order.
  6. Phone at 1%. Charger at home. Home far away.
  7. Started the new gym plan. Watched a video about gym plans instead.
  8. Put his last $12 into a coin on pump.fun because the chart looked like it was going up. Checked again at 21:12. It was not.
  9. Opened the job site one more time. Applied anyway.

That's most of us. $DFTDGUY is for everyone having a normal Tuesday.

His track record

46rejections received
1"we'll keep you on file"
0times landed on his feet
∞times he tried again anyway

How to buy

  1. Get a wallet

    Install a Solana wallet such as Phantom or Solflare.

  2. Add some SOL

    Buy SOL on an exchange and send it to your wallet.

  3. Swap for $DFTDGUY

    Open the pump.fun page, connect your wallet, and check the contract address matches the one above.

Ticker: $DFTDGUY Chain: Solana Launched on pump.fun

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